Quote by Niles Crane

"I'm not drinking to escape reality, I'm drinking to enhance it."

"The mind is a terrible thing to waste, but a wonderful thing to refine."

"One must maintain certain standards, or civilization crumbles."

"Love is the most exquisite torture known to mankind."

"Friendship is built on trust and honesty."

"True friendship is worth more than gold."

"Good friends are like stars, always there even when you can't see them."

"Friendship means sacrifice."