Quote by Niles Crane

"I'm not drinking to escape reality, I'm drinking to enhance it."

"The mind is a terrible thing to waste, but a wonderful thing to refine."

"One must maintain certain standards, or civilization crumbles."

"Love is the most exquisite torture known to mankind."

"Some battles are worth fighting."

"Sometimes you have to become the monster to stop the monsters."

"Skynet sent me back through time to kill you."

"War teaches us the value of peace."