Quote by Carla Tortelli

"I'm not just a waitress, I'm a philosopher with an apron and a attitude problem."

"Life's too short to waste time on people who don't appreciate your sarcasm."

"Love is great, but have you ever had perfect timing on a witty comeback?"

"Success is knowing exactly what you want and having the nerve to ask for it."

"We're not just after treasure. We're preserving history."

"The mind is humanity's greatest tool."

"A tidy room reflects a tidy mind."

"You can learn a lot about a person by how they keep their space."