Quote by Carla Tortelli

"I'm not just a waitress, I'm a philosopher with an apron and a attitude problem."

"Life's too short to waste time on people who don't appreciate your sarcasm."

"Love is great, but have you ever had perfect timing on a witty comeback?"

"Success is knowing exactly what you want and having the nerve to ask for it."

"The stage is my true home."

"Art is the expression of the soul."

"Living well means living properly."

"Art and music are the treasures of civilization"