Quote by Cliff Clavin

"It's a little known fact that the Library of Congress has a section devoted entirely to my postal route observations."

"You know, Norm, I've been thinking about life, and I've come to realize that the mailman sees all."

"The key to happiness is understanding that every letter I deliver is someone's happiness in an envelope."

"I once dated a woman who didn't appreciate my vast knowledge of postal regulations. That's when I learned about love."

"Fear drives civilization. Without it, there is only chaos."

"Order through chaos. That's the only real answer."

"Politics and power corrupt when they're separated from purpose."

"The system isn't broken—it was built this way. We have to rebuild it."