Quote by The Waitress
"Adventures don't happen to people in dead-end jobs."
More from The Waitress
"I don't know why you guys keep trying to talk to me. Just order something or leave me alone."
"Do you have any idea how many times a day I get hit on by creeps like you?"
"I'm not interested in your stupid schemes or whatever it is you're planning."
"Life's too short to waste time on people who don't respect you."