Quote by The Waitress

"I don't know why you guys keep trying to talk to me. Just order something or leave me alone."

"Do you have any idea how many times a day I get hit on by creeps like you?"

"I'm not interested in your stupid schemes or whatever it is you're planning."

"Life's too short to waste time on people who don't respect you."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."