Quote by The Waitress

"I don't know why you guys keep trying to talk to me. Just order something or leave me alone."

"Do you have any idea how many times a day I get hit on by creeps like you?"

"I'm not interested in your stupid schemes or whatever it is you're planning."

"Life's too short to waste time on people who don't respect you."

"Education opens doors."

"Education opens doors to endless possibilities."

"I ain't got the education you got, bub."

"You can't put a price on history."