Quote by The Waitress

"I don't know why you guys keep trying to talk to me. Just order something or leave me alone."

"Do you have any idea how many times a day I get hit on by creeps like you?"

"I'm not interested in your stupid schemes or whatever it is you're planning."

"Life's too short to waste time on people who don't respect you."

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"The best things in life are free."

"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."

"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."