Quote by Mac

"I am a five-star man, and I deserve a five-star woman."

"You know what it is, bitch? A system of pipes."

"I'm not gonna be ignored, Dan."

"When I'm dead, inside or out, that's when you'll know I'm gone."

"The key to a happy marriage is communication."

"Marriage is about compromise and understanding."

"Life's greatest treasures are relationships."

"Trust is a luxury I can't afford."