"I've been cultivating mass."
"I am a five-star man, and I deserve a five-star woman."
"You know what it is, bitch? A system of pipes."
"I'm not gonna be ignored, Dan."
"When I'm dead, inside or out, that's when you'll know I'm gone."
All quotes by Mac
"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."
"Laughter is the best medicine."
"A good laugh is the best medicine."
"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."
All Humor quotes