Quote by Mac

"I am a five-star man, and I deserve a five-star woman."

"You know what it is, bitch? A system of pipes."

"I'm not gonna be ignored, Dan."

"When I'm dead, inside or out, that's when you'll know I'm gone."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"