Quote by Cliff Clavin

"It's a little known fact that the Library of Congress has a section devoted entirely to my postal route observations."

"You know, Norm, I've been thinking about life, and I've come to realize that the mailman sees all."

"The key to happiness is understanding that every letter I deliver is someone's happiness in an envelope."

"I once dated a woman who didn't appreciate my vast knowledge of postal regulations. That's when I learned about love."

"The best part of living is knowing you survived."

"The world needs heroes."

"Life is too short to live poorly."

"I'd rather be an optimist and be wrong than a pessimist and be right"