"That's genius. Pure genius."
"I am a five-star man, and I deserve a five-star woman."
"You know what it is, bitch? A system of pipes."
"I'm not gonna be ignored, Dan."
"When I'm dead, inside or out, that's when you'll know I'm gone."
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"The best part of living is knowing you survived."
"The world needs heroes."
"Life is too short to live poorly."
"I'd rather be an optimist and be wrong than a pessimist and be right"
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