Quote by Pete Hornberger

"I'm not a idiot. I went to Cornell. Well, I'm probably a idiot, but I went to Cornell."

"That's what I love about this job - it keeps me young and confused."

"You know what? I'm going to say something crazy - maybe we should just try to be decent people."

"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations."

"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"

"You must always be honest with the people you love."

"Truth always comes out in the end."

"Honesty is always the best policy."