Quote by Pete Hornberger

"I'm not a idiot. I went to Cornell. Well, I'm probably a idiot, but I went to Cornell."

"That's what I love about this job - it keeps me young and confused."

"You know what? I'm going to say something crazy - maybe we should just try to be decent people."

"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"