"I'm a very sensitive man."
"I am a five-star man, and I deserve a five-star woman."
"You know what it is, bitch? A system of pipes."
"I'm not gonna be ignored, Dan."
"When I'm dead, inside or out, that's when you'll know I'm gone."
All quotes by Mac
"A good man treats his wife with respect."
"Kindness always comes back around."
"The power of a smile can change everything."
"Kindness is weakness to some. Not to me."
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