Quote by Mac

"I am a five-star man, and I deserve a five-star woman."

"You know what it is, bitch? A system of pipes."

"I'm not gonna be ignored, Dan."

"When I'm dead, inside or out, that's when you'll know I'm gone."

"Babalú!"

"My greatest joy is making people smile."

"Laughter and love make a home."

"The best things in life are free."