Quote by Pete Hornberger

"I'm not a idiot. I went to Cornell. Well, I'm probably a idiot, but I went to Cornell."

"That's what I love about this job - it keeps me young and confused."

"You know what? I'm going to say something crazy - maybe we should just try to be decent people."

"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations."

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"The best things in life are free."

"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."

"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."