Quote by Pete Hornberger

"I'm not a idiot. I went to Cornell. Well, I'm probably a idiot, but I went to Cornell."

"That's what I love about this job - it keeps me young and confused."

"You know what? I'm going to say something crazy - maybe we should just try to be decent people."

"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations."

"The key to a happy marriage is communication."

"Marriage is about compromise and understanding."

"Life's greatest treasures are relationships."

"Trust is a luxury I can't afford."