Quote by Pete Hornberger
"The secret to happiness is low expectations and decent bourbon."
More from Pete Hornberger
"I'm not a idiot. I went to Cornell. Well, I'm probably a idiot, but I went to Cornell."
"That's what I love about this job - it keeps me young and confused."
"You know what? I'm going to say something crazy - maybe we should just try to be decent people."
"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations."