Quote by Pete Hornberger

"I'm not a idiot. I went to Cornell. Well, I'm probably a idiot, but I went to Cornell."

"That's what I love about this job - it keeps me young and confused."

"You know what? I'm going to say something crazy - maybe we should just try to be decent people."

"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations."

"A man's home is his castle."

"Family is everything to me."

"Life's greatest treasure is the love of family."

"A woman's place is in the home... making it a happy one."