This is exactly why I drink. - Malory Archer

"This is exactly why I drink."

Malory Archer Humor

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"I'm a mother. I know how to handle things."

"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."

"Phrasing! Are we still doing phrasing?"

"I don't want to talk about it."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."