Who said "Education is what you get when you can't afford a tutor."?

This quote is attributed to Malory Archer.

Education is what you get when you can't afford a tutor. - Malory Archer

"Education is what you get when you can't afford a tutor."

Malory Archer Education

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"I don't want to talk about it."

"Education opens doors."

"Education opens doors to endless possibilities."

"I ain't got the education you got, bub."

"You can't put a price on history."