Quote by Ernie the Giant Chicken

"Buck-buck-buck-GAWK! That's the sound of success, baby!"

"You gotta strut your stuff if you want respect around here."

"Life's too short not to ruffle some feathers."

"Love is like a chicken coop - messy, unpredictable, but worth it."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."