Quote by Sterling Archer

"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."

"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated with life."

"Phrasing! Are we not doing phrasing anymore?"

"That's what she said."

"Some battles are worth fighting."

"Sometimes you have to become the monster to stop the monsters."

"Skynet sent me back through time to kill you."

"War teaches us the value of peace."