Sterling Archer

"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."

"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated with life."

"Phrasing! Are we not doing phrasing anymore?"

"That's what she said."

"You're not my supervisor!"

"In space, no one can hear you complain about not getting hazard pay."

"I could do this all day. Well, actually I'd rather not."

"Just once I'd like to hear you say something that isn't a reference to something else."

"Danger zone!"

"I'm not saying I'm Batman, but have you ever seen us in the same room?"

"Mother!"

"The point being, you're terrible."

"Call me old fashioned, but I prefer my women with a little more meat on their bones."

"Seriously, who keeps saying that?"

"I drink to forget, but it doesn't work."

"That's not the worst thing you could do."

"We're not going to Mars, are we?"

"How is that even a question?"

"I'm dying of syphilis, I don't have time for your nonsense."

"You know, if you weren't my mother, I'd marry you."

"You just said that to avoid talking about your feelings."

"I'm not saying it was aliens, but... aliens."

"Every time I think I'm out, they pull me back in."

"That's Doctor Krieger to you."

"I mean, what's the worst that could happen?"

"Apparently I have feelings. Who knew?"

"I'm not a morning person. Or an afternoon person. Or a person, really."

"You know what? I'm just going to start drinking."

"That's not irony, that's just coincidence."

"I'd make a terrible father."