Sterling Archer

"See, this is why no one likes you."

"I'm not antisocial, I'm just selectively social."

"Your powers of observation continue to astound me."

"I don't know what that means, and at this point I'm afraid to ask."

"That's the least surprising thing I've heard all day."

"I'm going to need a drink. Actually, several drinks."

"You're not wrong, you're just annoying."

"I respect your candor, even if it's completely unwarranted."

"Is that a threat? Because it sounded like a threat."

"I've had worse ideas. Probably."

"That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."

"I could do it with my eyes closed. Not that I will."

"You're a terrible person and I like you for it."

"What do you want, a medal?"

"I'm comfortable with who I am."

"That's a mental image I didn't need."

"I live for danger and thrill-seeking activities."

"You know what would make this better? Scotch."

"I've done worse things before breakfast."

"Lana. Lana. LANA!"

"I'm not saying I'm a genius, but the evidence is pretty compelling."

"That's not a lie, that's just a strategic omission of facts."

"If you didn't want me to say it, you shouldn't have done it."

"I don't have time for your emotional problems."

"You're killing me, Smalls."

"I'm going to regret asking this, but why?"

"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

"You can't kill what's already dead inside."

"I'm not complicated, I'm just interesting."