Sterling Archer

"I'm counting to three, then I'm leaving."

"You should really think about that."

"I don't know what's worse, your logic or your fashion sense."

"That's a wrap."

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"Phrasing!"

"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."

"I'm not a monster, I'm just ahead of the curve."

"Danger zone!"

"You're not my supervisor!"

"Lana. Lana. LANA!"

"Call Girl! Not prostitute. We are very different from prostitutes."

"I don't think you understand how much I don't care."

"Somehow, and I really cannot stress this enough, this is all your fault."

"You're just doing this because you're afraid of the unknown."

"I could kill you with my brain, but that would be too easy."

"Outlaw country!"

"That's what I appreciates about you."

"A spy must be mysterious, unpredictable, and always prepared."

"I'm not gay, but the man's voice is like liquid honey."

"Success is not the key to happiness; happiness is the key to success."

"You need to think about the bigger picture here."

"This is why we can't have nice things."

"Mallory, you are the most manipulative person I know."

"I'm going to die the way I lived: confused and afraid."

"A true friend stabs you in the front."

"You can't plan for everything, but you can prepare for anything."

"I have no sympathy for you."

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"I'm not interested in your excuses."