Quote by Ernie the Giant Chicken

"Buck-buck-buck-GAWK! That's the sound of success, baby!"

"You gotta strut your stuff if you want respect around here."

"Life's too short not to ruffle some feathers."

"Love is like a chicken coop - messy, unpredictable, but worth it."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"