Quote by Sterling Archer

"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."

"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated with life."

"Phrasing! Are we not doing phrasing anymore?"

"That's what she said."

"The best part of living is knowing you survived."

"The world needs heroes."

"Life is too short to live poorly."

"I'd rather be an optimist and be wrong than a pessimist and be right"