Never trust someone who doesn't drink coffee or bourbon. - Sterling Archer

"Never trust someone who doesn't drink coffee or bourbon."

Sterling Archer Humor

More from Sterling Archer

"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."

"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated with life."

"Phrasing! Are we not doing phrasing anymore?"

"That's what she said."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."