Quote by Sterling Archer

"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."

"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated with life."

"Phrasing! Are we not doing phrasing anymore?"

"That's what she said."

"Peace comes from a good conscience."

"Life is too short to hold grudges."

"A man's home is his sanctuary. It should be treated as such."

"The world is chaotic enough. At least your home should make sense."