Quote by Sterling Archer

"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."

"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated with life."

"Phrasing! Are we not doing phrasing anymore?"

"That's what she said."

"A man's home is his castle."

"Family is everything to me."

"Life's greatest treasure is the love of family."

"A woman's place is in the home... making it a happy one."