Quote by Stewie Griffin

"Ah, victory! Now if you'll excuse me, I have a world to take over and a diaper to fill."

"You know, Lois, I'd kill you if I weren't so lazy."

"Quiet, you are all stupid! Especially you."

"I'm gonna take over the world, and when I do, all of you will bow down to me!"

"A good man treats his wife with respect."

"Kindness always comes back around."

"The power of a smile can change everything."

"Kindness is weakness to some. Not to me."