I'm not upset that you took my cookie. I'm upset that you're... - Stewie Griffin

"I'm not upset that you took my cookie. I'm upset that you're not dead."

Stewie Griffin Humor

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"Ah, victory! Now if you'll excuse me, I have a world to take over and a diaper to fill."

"You know, Lois, I'd kill you if I weren't so lazy."

"Quiet, you are all stupid! Especially you."

"I'm gonna take over the world, and when I do, all of you will bow down to me!"

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."