I'm not upset that you took my cookie. I'm upset that you're... - Stewie Griffin

This quote is attributed to Stewie Griffin.

"I'm not upset that you took my cookie. I'm upset that you're not dead."

Stewie Griffin Humor

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"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."