Quote by Stewie Griffin

"Ah, victory! Now if you'll excuse me, I have a world to take over and a diaper to fill."

"You know, Lois, I'd kill you if I weren't so lazy."

"Quiet, you are all stupid! Especially you."

"I'm gonna take over the world, and when I do, all of you will bow down to me!"

"Babalú!"

"My greatest joy is making people smile."

"Laughter and love make a home."

"The best things in life are free."