Quote by Linda Belcher

"I'm like a human golden retriever. I'm loyal, I'm enthusiastic, and I shed everywhere."

"Life is a sexy little dance, and I'm always ready to shimmy."

"Love is like a beautiful nightmare that you never want to wake up from."

"I don't need therapy, I have wine and burger grease."

"I've seen the worst humanity has to offer."

"Sometimes I wonder if the world is worth saving."

"Every choice shapes our destiny."

"Order is the foundation of a good life."