Quote by Linda Belcher

"I'm like a human golden retriever. I'm loyal, I'm enthusiastic, and I shed everywhere."

"Life is a sexy little dance, and I'm always ready to shimmy."

"Love is like a beautiful nightmare that you never want to wake up from."

"I don't need therapy, I have wine and burger grease."

"Some battles are worth fighting."

"Sometimes you have to become the monster to stop the monsters."

"Skynet sent me back through time to kill you."

"War teaches us the value of peace."