Truth is subjective, especially when I'm telling the story. - Linda Belcher

"Truth is subjective, especially when I'm telling the story."

Linda Belcher Truth

More from Linda Belcher

"I'm like a human golden retriever. I'm loyal, I'm enthusiastic, and I shed everywhere."

"Life is a sexy little dance, and I'm always ready to shimmy."

"Love is like a beautiful nightmare that you never want to wake up from."

"I don't need therapy, I have wine and burger grease."

"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"

"You must always be honest with the people you love."

"Truth always comes out in the end."

"Honesty is always the best policy."