Quote by Stewie Griffin

"Ah, victory! Now if you'll excuse me, I have a world to take over and a diaper to fill."

"You know, Lois, I'd kill you if I weren't so lazy."

"Quiet, you are all stupid! Especially you."

"I'm gonna take over the world, and when I do, all of you will bow down to me!"

"Every day is a new opportunity."

"Hope is what gets us through difficult times."

"I'm not your enemy, kid. I'm trying to save you."

"Redemption is a long road."