The heart wants what it wants, and usually it's something em... - Linda Belcher

"The heart wants what it wants, and usually it's something embarrassing."

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"Life is a sexy little dance, and I'm always ready to shimmy."

"Love is like a beautiful nightmare that you never want to wake up from."

"I don't need therapy, I have wine and burger grease."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

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"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"