This is the best day of my life. And I met my wife in a drun... - Peter Griffin

"This is the best day of my life. And I met my wife in a drunken stupor."

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"Shut up, Meg."

"All right, all right, I'm coming, Elizabeth."

"Giggity!"

"You know what really grinds my gears?"

"Babalú!"

"My greatest joy is making people smile."

"Laughter and love make a home."

"The best things in life are free."