Love is messy and complicated, but so is a good Bloody Mary,... - Linda Belcher

"Love is messy and complicated, but so is a good Bloody Mary, and I make those all the time."

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"I'm like a human golden retriever. I'm loyal, I'm enthusiastic, and I shed everywhere."

"Life is a sexy little dance, and I'm always ready to shimmy."

"Love is like a beautiful nightmare that you never want to wake up from."

"I don't need therapy, I have wine and burger grease."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"