I once turned a woman into a chimpanzee. She was happier. - Gob Bluth

"I once turned a woman into a chimpanzee. She was happier."

Gob Bluth Humor

More from Gob Bluth

"I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run."

"Come on!"

"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."

"A trick is something a whore does for money."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."