I could teach you everything I know in five minutes. You'd n... - Gob Bluth

"I could teach you everything I know in five minutes. You'd need years to understand it."

Gob Bluth Education

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"I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run."

"Come on!"

"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."

"A trick is something a whore does for money."

"Education opens doors."

"Education opens doors to endless possibilities."

"I ain't got the education you got, bub."

"You can't put a price on history."