Who said "I've had better days. I've also had worse lies about my days."?

This quote is attributed to Gob Bluth.

I've had better days. I've also had worse lies about my days... - Gob Bluth

"I've had better days. I've also had worse lies about my days."

Gob Bluth Truth

"I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run."

"Come on!"

"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."

"A trick is something a whore does for money."

"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"

"You must always be honest with the people you love."

"Truth always comes out in the end."

"Honesty is always the best policy."