Who said "The only constant in life is change. And disappointment."?

This quote is attributed to Michael Bluth.

The only constant in life is change. And disappointment. - Michael Bluth

"The only constant in life is change. And disappointment."

Michael Bluth Change

"I'm afraid I just blue myself."

"There's always money in the banana stand."

"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."

"As a matter of fact, we're on the same team."

"Change brings new opportunities."

"Every day is a new opportunity."

"Healing doesn't mean forgetting."

"You either get better or you get bitter."