The only thing worse than being your mother is having to be ... - Lucille Bluth

"The only thing worse than being your mother is having to be conscious while I am."

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"I'm rich."

"As if."

"Oh honey, that's what they all say."

"I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it."

"A man's home is his castle."

"Family is everything to me."

"Life's greatest treasure is the love of family."

"A woman's place is in the home... making it a happy one."